White Elephant · Secret Santa · Stockings
Funny Christmas gifts worth stealing twice.
Gag gifts for the swap, the office party and the dad who wants nothing. Order by Dec 1 to get them by Christmas.
Order by Dec 1 for Christmas
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The Dad Bod Pack
A real fanny pack with a photo-real beer belly printed on the front.
$24.99
2 for $42.99, shipped free
Free shipping on $40+ · 1 pack ships for $4.99
Free shipping on $40+
One pack ships for $4.99. Two or more packs add up to $40+, so they ship free.
Order by Dec 1 for Christmas
Ships in 1–3 business days, then about 7–12 to arrive. Tracked.
Broken or wrong? We fix it
Send us a photo within 30 days for a new one or a refund.
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Prank gift · $29.99
The present that fights back.
It looks like a normal little gift, until they notice the ribbons are screwed down. The key is hidden in the bow. Put cash or a small gift inside and watch them work for it.
Bundle · $49.99
Get both. Ships free.
The Dad Bod Pack and the Impossible Gift Box in one order. You pay $4.99 less than buying them apart, and shipping is free.
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Still stuck? Email support@quirkmas.com and a human replies within 24 hours.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 1. Orders ship in 1–3 business days, then take about 7–12 business days, with tracking by email.
How much is shipping?
$4.99 on orders under $40. Free on orders of $40 or more, so every 2 or 3 pack of the Dad Bod Pack and the Party Pack ship free. US addresses only.
Can I mix styles in a Dad Bod Pack bundle?
Yes. In the 2 and 3 packs you pick a style for each pouch: Hairy, Smooth or Extra Hairy, mixed or all the same.
What fits inside the Impossible Gift Box?
Rolled-up cash, a ring or a small treat. The box is about 3 x 3 x 4 inches (8 x 8 x 10 cm), and the key is hidden in the bow.
What if it arrives broken or wrong?
Email a photo within 30 days of delivery. We send a new one or refund you, and you don’t need to send anything back. Refund policy
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Free shipping on $40+
1 item ships for $4.99.
Order by Dec 1
It gets there by Christmas, with tracking by email.
Broken or wrong?
Send a photo within 30 days for a new one or a refund.
Real humans
Email us any time. We reply within 24 hours.