Quirkmas is two friends, Pedro and Lucas.
Every December we watched the same thing happen: socks, candles and gift cards get opened, someone says "oh, nice", and nobody remembers them a week later. The gift that gets stolen at White Elephant, the one people talk about at dinner, is always the funny one. So we built a store with only that kind of gift.
How we pick what we sell
The rule is simple: if it doesn't make us laugh, it doesn't go in the store. We keep a short list on purpose, so you don't have to dig through a thousand random things.
How your order gets to you
We're a small online store, not a big warehouse. Our supplier partners outside the US pack your order and ship it straight to you, with tracking by email. That's why it takes longer than a big-box store: it ships in 1–3 business days, then takes about 7–12 business days to arrive. We'd rather tell you that up front, and it's why we say to order by December 1 for Christmas.
If something goes wrong
If your gift shows up broken or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery. We'll send a new one or refund you, and you don't need to send anything back.
Talk to us
Email support@quirkmas.com. One of us answers, usually within 24 hours.
— Pedro & Lucas