The Beer Belly Ugly Christmas Sweater, Red · Beer Belly style

The Beer Belly Ugly Christmas Sweater

Red · Beer Belly / S
Sale price  $59.99 Regular price  $62.00
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The Beer Belly Ugly Christmas Sweater, Red · Beer Belly style

The Beer Belly Ugly Christmas Sweater

Sale price  $59.99 Regular price  $62.00

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Arrives in about 8–15 business days, tracked.

Ships from our supplier partner outside the US · Order by Dec 1 for Christmas

Rather have six-pack abs? See the Six-Pack version. Mixing both still gets the bundle price.

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It looks like an open Christmas cardigan, and under it is a very bare belly. The whole thing is one print on a regular crewneck pullover, so there is nothing to unbutton and nothing to explain at the party. People just look twice.

Pick your gag: five styles with a hairy beer belly (mugs, hops, a belt, the works), for the guy who wears his dad bod with pride.

  • One print, all over. Crewneck pullover with long sleeves and a knit-style Fair Isle pattern. Polyester.
  • Sizes S to 3XL in 5 styles. Colors can look a little different from the photos.
  • Good for: ugly sweater contests, office parties, white elephant swaps and the Secret Santa guy who has everything.

Ships in 1–3 business days and arrives in about 7–12 business days after it ships.

A small store, run by two people

Who's behind Quirkmas

We're Pedro and Lucas, two friends who started Quirkmas to sell only the kind of gift that gets a laugh. We're a small online store, not a big warehouse.

  • Our supplier partners outside the US pack your order and ship it straight to you, with tracking. That's why it takes about 8–15 business days from your order to your door.
  • Questions before or after you order? Email support@quirkmas.com and one of us answers within 24 hours.
  • Broken or wrong? Send a photo within 30 days and we send a new one or refund you.
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