The Six-Pack Abs Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Arrives in about 8–15 business days, tracked.
Ships from our supplier partner outside the US · Order by Dec 1 for Christmas
Rather have the beer belly? See the Beer Belly version. Mixing both still gets the bundle price.
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It looks like an open Christmas cardigan, and under it is a six-pack he definitely did not get at the gym. The whole thing is one print on a regular crewneck pullover, so there is nothing to unbutton and nothing to explain at the party. People just look twice.
Same abs in three colors: red, green or navy. For the guy who wants to be the fit one for a night.
- One print, all over. Crewneck pullover with long sleeves and a knit-style Fair Isle pattern. Polyester.
- Sizes S to 3XL in 3 styles. Colors can look a little different from the photos.
- Good for: ugly sweater contests, office parties, white elephant swaps and the Secret Santa guy who has everything.
Ships in 1–3 business days and arrives in about 7–12 business days after it ships.
A small store, run by two people
Who's behind Quirkmas
We're Pedro and Lucas, two friends who started Quirkmas to sell only the kind of gift that gets a laugh. We're a small online store, not a big warehouse.
- Our supplier partners outside the US pack your order and ship it straight to you, with tracking. That's why it takes about 8–15 business days from your order to your door.
- Questions before or after you order? Email support@quirkmas.com and one of us answers within 24 hours.
- Broken or wrong? Send a photo within 30 days and we send a new one or refund you.