Key hidden in the bow
No screwdriver needed
Fits cash, a ring or a treat
The Impossible Gift Box
Red & Green / 1 box
$29.99
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The Impossible Gift Box
A gift box with real screws on the ribbons. Good luck opening it.
$29.99
2 pack: $25 each
Free shipping on $40+ · 1 box ships for $4.99
Arrives in about 8–15 business days, tracked.
Free shipping
on $40+ orders
We fix it
new one or refund
Real humans
we reply within 24 hours
How it works
Hide it. Screw it shut. Hand it over.
1. Find the key under the bow and take the lid off. No screwdriver needed.
2. Put in rolled-up cash, a ring or a small treat. Screw it shut again.
3. Hand it over and watch them look for the key. That's the joke.
Look closer
Yes, those are real screws
The ribbons are held down with real screws. From across the room, it looks like a normal present. Then they try to open it. The key is under the bow, so nobody's stuck.
Who gets the box?
Dad or bro who wants nothing
Put cash inside. He asked for nothing. Now he has to find the key first.
Secret Santa or White Elephant
Fill it with a small treat. Watch the whole room try to open it.
Teen who gets cash every year
Same cash as always, with a key hunt first. Not for little kids (small parts).
Buy two, save $9.99
One for dad, one for your bro
Two boxes for $49.99, about $25 each, shipped free. You save $9.99.
About the Impossible Gift Box
It looks like a normal little present. Then they notice the ribbons are screwed shut.
Size
About 3.1 × 3.1 × 3.9 in (8 × 8 × 10 cm)
Colors
Red & Green, Red & Gold, Black & Gold, Blue & Gold
Fits
Rolled-up cash, a ring or a small treat
Opens with
The key hidden in the bow
Reusable
Screw it shut and pass it on
Packs
1, 2 or 3. Save up to $24.98
Heads-up
Small parts. Not a toy, not for kids
From buyers at other stores
What buyers say about this box
Reviews of this same box from people who bought it from another store. Reviews from Quirkmas customers show up on this page as their orders arrive.
4.6 average from 109 ratings of this box at another store
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★★★★★
“Easy to use. Looks great.”
Buyer at another store April 2026 -
★★★★★
“It's great! It's smaller than I thought, though. I like the fact that it comes with an extra screw, in case one of them gets lost.”
Buyer at another store March 2026
A small store, run by two people
Who's behind Quirkmas
We're Pedro and Lucas, two friends who started Quirkmas to sell only the kind of gift that gets a laugh. We're a small online store, not a big warehouse.
- Our supplier partners outside the US pack your order and ship it straight to you, with tracking. That's why it takes about 8–15 business days from your order to your door.
- Questions before or after you order? Email support@quirkmas.com and one of us answers within 24 hours.
- Broken or wrong? Send a photo within 30 days and we send a new one or refund you.
Questions, answered
Still stuck? Email support@quirkmas.com and a human replies within 24 hours.
When will it arrive?
Orders ship in 1–3 business days, then take about 7–12 business days to arrive, with tracking by email. Order by December 1 to get it by Christmas.
How much is shipping?
$4.99 on orders under $40. Free on orders of $40 or more. We ship to US addresses only.
I only need one. Why get two?
Totally fair. One box is $29.99, plus $4.99 shipping. Two are $49.99 and ship free, about $25 each. If it's just one person, one is fine.
Do I need a screwdriver?
No. The key is hidden under the bow. Finding it is part of the joke.
What fits inside?
Rolled-up cash, a ring, earrings or a small treat. The box is about 3.1 × 3.1 × 3.9 in on the outside, roughly the size of a coffee mug, so a phone or a wallet won't fit.
How long does it take to open?
Depends on how fast they figure out the key is in the bow. Most of the fun happens before that.
What if it arrives damaged or wrong?
Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery. We send a replacement or refund you in full, and you don't need to send anything back.
Is it OK for kids?
It is a gag gift for grown-ups. The screws are small parts, so keep it away from young kids and pets.
