A stretchy face mask printed with a photo-real old man's face. Wear it under your helmet and be the old man who just dropped the whole group on the climb.
😂Ruins every group ride photo, in the best way
🚴Fits under a bike helmet, glasses on top
👌One size, stretchy, covers head and neck
$29.99
Free shipping on 2+
1 mask ships for $4.99 · 2 for $54.99 · 3 for $59.98: buy 2, get 1 free, shipped free
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📦Arrives in about 8–15 business days, tracked.
Ships from our supplier partner outside the US · Order by Dec 1 for Christmas
📏 One size · stretchy polyester · fits most adults · works under a bike helmet
Free shipping
on 2+ masks
30-day returns
unused items · we fix broken ones
Real humans
we reply within 24 hours
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“Brilliant!!!”
Buyer in France · AliExpress · translated from French★★★★★★
“Great product, very fun. Exceeded my expectations.”
Buyer in Brazil · AliExpress · translated from Portuguese★★★★★
“Too funny”
Buyer in France · AliExpress · translated from French
The eye opening is cut wide, so your own eyes show through where his would be. Add cycling glasses and nobody sees anything but grandpa. Wrinkles, stubble and the mustache are printed photo-real on stretchy fabric.
Stand out on the group ride 🚴
Looks like a joke. Wears like a cycling mask
Soft, stretchy polyester that covers your head and neck on cold rides and fits under most bike helmets. Pull your glasses on and you're the old man in the paceline that everyone keeps pointing at. One size fits most adults. It's a novelty piece, not safety gear: keep your helmet on and make sure it still fits snug.
Riding with friends?
Turn the whole group ride into old men
Buy 2, get the 3rd one free: 3 masks are $59.98, about $20 each, shipped free. Pick a face for each one: all the same or all different. Need two? 2 masks are $54.99, also shipped free.
No Quirkmas reviews yet. These are from people who bought this same mask at AliExpress, translated to English where needed. Reviews from our customers show up here as their orders arrive.
★★★★★★★★★★4.7average from 67 ratings of this mask at another store
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“Brilliant!!!”
Buyer in FranceOctober 2026 · translated from FrenchReview from another store
★★★★★
“Too funny”
Buyer in FranceOctober 2026 · translated from FrenchReview from another store
★★★★★
“Cool balaclava! It's also so soft to the touch and feels nice.”
Buyer in RussiaOctober 2026 · translated from RussianReview from another store
★★★★★
“Great product, very fun. Exceeded my expectations.”
Buyer in BrazilOctober 2026 · translated from PortugueseReview from another store
★★★★★
“The material of the balaclava is excellent and soft. It fits comfortably and nicely on the head.”
Buyer in RussiaOctober 2026 · translated from RussianReview from another store
★★★★★
“Very cool. The material is good and the joke is excellent!! I recommend it!”
Buyer in BrazilOctober 2026 · translated from PortugueseReview from another store
Orders ship in 1–3 business days, then take about 7–12 business days to arrive, with tracking by email. Order by December 1 to get it by Christmas.
How much is shipping?
$4.99 for one mask. Free for 2 or more masks, or any order of $40 or more. We ship to US addresses only.
Will it fit?
It's one size, made of stretchy polyester, and fits most adult heads. It covers the head and neck. A few buyers at another store said it runs roomy, so it's comfortable on a big head and a little loose on a small one.
Can I wear it under a bike helmet?
Yes. It's a thin, stretchy layer, so it fits under most bike helmets, with cycling glasses on top. Check that your helmet still fits snug and nothing blocks your view.
Can I see through it?
Yes. The eye opening is cut wide, so your own eyes show through. Cycling glasses or sunglasses on top complete the look.
Can I mix faces in a 2 or 3 pack?
Yes. Pick a face for each mask, mixed or all the same. Each mask goes in the cart as its own line and the pack price comes off in the cart.
What if it arrives damaged or wrong?
Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery. We send a replacement or refund you in full, and you don’t need to send anything back. Changed your mind? Return it unused within 30 days; return shipping for change-of-mind returns is on you. Refund policy
Which face should I pick?
Mustache Murray is the classic grump. Grumpy Gus and Toothless Terry go for the missing-teeth laugh. Trucker Ted comes with a printed cap. Can't decide? Get 3 and mix them.
A small store, run by two people
Who's behind Quirkmas
We're Pedro and Lucas, two friends who started Quirkmas to sell only the kind of gift that gets a laugh. We're a small online store, not a big warehouse.
📦 Our supplier partners outside the US pack your order and ship it straight to you, with tracking. That's why it takes about 8–15 business days from your order to your door.
✉️ Questions before or after you order? Email support@quirkmas.com and one of us answers within 24 hours.
↩️ Broken or wrong? Send a photo within 30 days and we send a new one or refund you.
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