The Party Pack: Dad Bod Pack + Impossible Gift Box
The Dad Bod Pack and the Impossible Gift Box in one order. Two gags, one checkout.
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$54.98 if you buy them apart. Free US shipping, and each gift ships in its own package.
Arrives in about 8–15 business days, tracked.
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A real fanny pack with a photo-real beer belly on the front. Pick Hairy, Smooth or Extra Hairy.
A little present with its ribbons screwed shut. The key hides in the bow. Pick the color.
One gift for each swap, bought in one go. Both get stolen.
Hide cash in the box for one person and give the gut to another.
The pouch for dad, the box for your brother. Or the other way around.
A small store, run by two people
We're Pedro and Lucas, two friends who started Quirkmas to sell only the kind of gift that gets a laugh. We're a small online store, not a big warehouse.
Still stuck? Email support@quirkmas.com and a human replies within 24 hours.
Order by December 1. Orders ship in 1–3 business days, then take about 7–12 business days. The two gifts ship in separate packages, each with its own tracking number.
Yes. The Party Pack is $49.99 with free US shipping.
Yes. Pick the belly (Hairy, Smooth or Extra Hairy) and the box color (Red & Green, Red & Gold, Black & Gold or Blue & Gold).
It's one size. The bag itself is 13.8 × 7.4 × 3.9 in (35 × 18.8 × 10 cm). The strap adjusts and clicks shut with a quick-release buckle, so it fits most waists, and you can also wear it across your chest. The pocket holds a phone, keys and a slim wallet.
Rolled-up cash, a ring or a small treat. The box is about 3.1 x 3.1 x 3.9 in (8 x 8 x 10 cm).
Email a photo within 30 days of delivery. We send a new one or refund you, and you don’t need to send anything back. Refund policy
They’re gag gifts for grown-ups. The box has small parts, so keep it away from young kids and pets.
